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Joke of the Day
"What did storm say when she saw wolverine chopping wood? That's a huge axe man!"
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"You hear lots of jokes about white sugar, but you hardly ever hear them about brown sugar, demerara."
"An Old German Visits the Doctor. His doctor comes into the room with a frown on his face, and tells him he has Lung Cancer. ""Well,"" the German says, ""I did Nazi that coming."""
"While you're thinking what to wear, I'm thinking how to take it off."
"What do you call a stylish molecule? A molecool."
"Why did the hipster burn his tongue? Because he drank his tea before it was cool."
"Once you've seen one shopping centre... ...you've seen a mall"
"Why do Jews like to watch porn backwards?? Cause they love the part when the hooker returns the money!"
"They say that when you put your ear next to a vagina... You can actually *smell* the ocean!"
"Just bought my gay son some Brunchables"