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Joke of the Day

"A boy swallows a whole jar of coins... A boy swallows a whole jar of coins, and is taken to a hospital. When the doctor came out to speak with the parents, he said, ""No change yet."""

"I'm less upset with Lance Armstrong lying about taking performance-enchancing drugs than I am at Oprah for lying about retiring."

"how many cops does it take to push a black man down stairs? none, he ""fell"""

"Jesus goes to a palm reader And she nailed it! Saw Gallagher last weekend and this had me in tears."

"What has 9 arms and sucks? Led Zeppelin"

"What do you call a grunge gardener? Hedgy."

"They've just released a female version of Viagra. It's called Niagara."

"How many times can look at the sun with a telescope? You can do this twice. One time with you right eye and one with your left!"

"How are a frying pan and a beautiful woman similar? You have to get them both hot before you put the meat in."

"A blonde tried to blow up her husband's car but burned her lips on the tailpipe."