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Joke of the Day

"Just saw a guy wearing a hat that says ""Don't Bother Me,"" so I asked him where he got it & how much it cost & whether or not it works."

"Why did the Muslim fail his Chemistry Exam ? because to him, alcohol is not a solution."

"I pick up my girlfriend at my her parent's house Her parents: She can eat anything except nuts, she is allergic to nuts. I reply, ""that may have ruined my plans for the evening"""

"To impress the guys I told them I was dating an artist. I didn't tell them her preferred medium was sandwiches."

"YouTube: ""Sorry, this video is not available in your country.""Me: ""Fucking racist!!!!"""

"What do you call Jewish folk that died from agent orange? *german accent* Orange Juice"

"They say the best things come in small packages So I fucked a midget"

"Why is a woman lie a hurricane? When she comes she's wet and wild, but when she leaves she takes the house, the car and the kids..."

"How long does it take to cook a baby in the microwave? No clue. Too busy masturbating."

"How can you tell if a clock is hungry? it goes back 4 seconds"