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Joke of the Day
"I love you so much that I would wait for your photo to load on my slow Internet connection."
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"What's the difference between an amusement park and a pedophile? A pedophile doesn't have a height limit"
"HANG GLIDER COP: I see a crime happening directly below me [glides on] Not much I can do"
"Trump: ""I'll win the latino vote"""
"Who are the fastest readers ? 9/11 victims, they went through 64 stories in just 8 seconds"
"I'm going to subtly spread my brownie crums across your car because I silently resent you for changing the song."
"When is the one time when no doesn't mean no? When a woman rejects feminism."
"Watching the Olympics. Me: HOLY SHIT THAT WAS AMAZING! GOLD MEDAL! Announcer: Ohhh! Not a good performance, those scores will not be pretty."
"Why did Hitler and Mussolini get into a footrace? They wanted to see who was the fascist."
"Had a big lunch at Taco Bell. Off to the woods to prove a point."