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Joke of the Day

"Had a big lunch at Taco Bell. Off to the woods to prove a point."

"My girlfriend didn't like my penis at first... ... but then it grew on her."

"I peed in an ocean, but I'm not going to tell you which one - you're going to have to take your chances."

"What does the window do when the sun shines on it? It gets Blinded I excuse myself out."

"What's the difference between a Catholic priest and acne. Acne waits until you're thirteen to come on your face."

"What's an alcoholic's favorite novel? Tequila Mockingbird I made this up just now... I'm so excited about it."

"Spell Indian tent with two letters. TP."

"My friend told me I'm delusional. I almost fell of my rhino..."

"Seems weird that evolution produced the female gender just to spend their time shopping at Target and returning what they bought at Target."

"What do you call a random complaint in Star Wars? A General Grievance."