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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between an amusement park and a pedophile? A pedophile doesn't have a height limit"

"I know we haven't talked in awhile but I've been thinking about us a lot and I was wondering if u remembered the name of that burrito place"

"There are 10 types of people. Ones who understand binary, and ones that don't."

"I was playing the valve trombone today. I tried to put a mute in, but it charged me."

"I told my wife I lost 10 lbs in one hour ""No way. That's impossible!"" she said. ""Trust me,"" I said, ""I have no idea where our baby is."""

"My friend's WoW character couldn't go forward anymore. You'll never guess what he said !? "" wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww"""

"""I'm sorry, it's just who I am."" = ""I am a giant asshole and have no plans of improving myself as a human."""

"When chuck Norris does division, there are no remainders."

"Before sending a tweet l always test it on my wife first. If she rolls her eyes and leaves the room, l know it has potential."

"My plan to buy a drawing board just fell through. I guess it's back to th-OH GOD DAMNIT."