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Joke of the Day

"Who needs all those spam emails? I finally found a way to make my penis 8 inches! Just fold it in half."

"Alcohol was created as a social lubricant, to make men brave and women loose."

"TIL Walmart is the richest company in the world by revenue This is the right sub, bitches!"

"Why type of lightning likes to play sports? -Ball lightning"

"I asked a coworker if she liked Mila Kunis. She said yes and all the better if I call her a whore afterwards. Then I saw her hearing aid."

"what i don't understand is that a pope can choose his own name but there's never been a Pope Batman"

"What is Hitler's least favorite drink? Orange Jews"

"A farmer in Nebraska just had his fence destroyed by a tornado, and he's asking for our help I'm doing my part!"

"What did one meme say to the other meme? Dank"

"A slice of pizza walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender says ""I'm sorry, we don't serve food."""