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Joke of the Day

"Why don't blind people go skydiving? Because it scares the shit out of their dogs."

"How Can You Tell Your Girlfriend Is Getting Fat? She starts fitting into your wife's clothes."

"why do JEWS have big noses ? air is free"

"What did the guy who got fired for always being late say? It was just a matter of time."

"Who is the most powerful ghoul? Judge Dread."

"Me: I got my YOLO tattoo covered up GF: Good. I told you it was just a stupid fad Me: I know GF: What'd you get? Me: *reveals Minion tattoo*"

"A woman asked her husband for a divorce after he said they needed to go get new counter tops. She knew he was taking her for granite."

"My favorite joke: What do hillbillies do for Halloween? Pump kin."

"If you are on a low-sodium diet avoid my twitter because I AM VERY SALTY TODAY."

"You know how I know we are gonna have sex? I'm stronger than you!"