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Joke of the Day

"How Can You Tell Your Girlfriend Is Getting Fat? She starts fitting into your wife's clothes."

"Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking? Because those men already have boyfriends."

"What did the baker say when he saw the beautiful woman? ""I think I'm in loaf."" Ba dum, tss."

"Dear police: if you're going to racial profile, how about you check out the white boy dressed like he's in the matrix"

"My brother and I started a business manufacturing Dracula toys I have to make every second Count"

"Would you like to know how to read minds? It's simple! Just relax. Take a deep breath. Minds Minds Minds Minds Minds"

"A couple are having fun in bed..... Girl: Come over Boy: I'm coming over Girl: We should stop using walkie-talkies in bed, over."

"There is no ""i"" in ""team."" But there's an ""i"" in ""Tim,"" and my friend Carlos pronounces it ""team."" So there we go."

"Where did the Japanese watch their movies in WWII The Pacific Theatre"

"I had to remove the battery from my carbon monoxide detector. Didn't want it waking the wife and kids."