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Joke of the Day
"What kind of music do balloons hate the most? Pop music."
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"I thought Angry Birds was what I get from other drivers."
"2 Muslims walk into a bar. The bar explodes."
"Why does Kim Jong Un so quick to anger? He's been holding in his shit for years"
"What is Polish roulette? It's similar to Russian roulette, but instead of a revolver it's played with an automatic pistol."
"Toy idea: Remote control car that you can sit in & control from the inside."
"What's brown and sticky? A stick..."
"Good news for insomniacs Only three more sleeps til Christmas!"
"Just saw a redhead break his arm. #GingerSnap"
"At the disco last night. They played twist. I did the twist. They played jump. I jumped. They played come on Eileen. I got kicked out."