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Joke of the Day

"Why shouldn't you make jokes about dwarves giving fellatio? It's a bit of a low blow..."

"I made a song... in the tuna fish"

"Money talks ...but all mine ever says is good-bye."

"Why are Americans so bad at MOBA games (League of Legends, Dota, Heroes of the storm, etc.)? They can't defend towers."

"Why did the chicken cross the basketball court? It heard the ref was blowing fowls."

"A pirate walks into a bar And the bartender says, ""hey, you know you have a steering wheel hanging from your zipper?"". The pirate replies,""arrr, I know, it's driving me nuts""."

"Whats the difference between Jelly and Jam? I can't jelly my dick into your girls ass."

"Wearin' aviators tells the world you're a bad mamma jamma who ain't afraid to shin kick a terrorist or smoke a lawn flamingo if need be."

"How can you tell when there's an elephant in your sandwich? When it's too heavy to lift."

"What's the best part about dating a homeless chick? You can drop her off wherever."