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Joke of the Day
"Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a registered six offender."
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"A therapist and his client play a word association game and the therapist asks, ""What's the first word that comes to mind after the word 'pork'?"" ...he responds, ""U pine."""
"Free Tibet with the purchase of a Tibet of equal or lesser value."
"Why did Hitler lose the war? Because his tanks wouldn't stop Stallin'."
"What does a blonde and a tornado have in common? They both start blowing but in the end they take everything from you."
"The Ancient Mayans have predicted the world will end on December 21, 2012. They also worshipped a Corn God named Ah Mun."
"What happened after the eyeliner and mascara got in a fight? They had make-up sex."
"What does a skeleton use to carry his bones? A CART-ilage"
"What did Oprah say when she visited Harlem? ""YOU get a father, and YOU get a father, and YOU get a father! Everybody gets a father!!!"
"Q: Why does the corn get mad at the farmer? A: Because he is always pulling on his ears."