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Joke of the Day

"Every time my Father in law gets trashed, he asks if I've lost weight... So naturally I bring a bottle of scotch every time we visit."

"I just got a job helping a one arm typist do capital letters... Its shift work."

"What do you call a nomadic caveman? A meanderthal."

"How bill Gates counts 1 2 3 95 98 XP Vista 7 8 10 I bet he failed math"

"A termite walks into a bar... and asks, ""is the bar tender here?"""

"How many Borg does it take to change a light bulb? All of them."

"Pandora thinking I want to hear a Coldplay song should count as cyberbullying"

"""Yo dad, did you know gullible isn't in the dictionary?"" *dad checks & realises his mistake* ""you know what else isn't in here son? Adopted"""

"When someone says we can do something ""weather permitting"" I remind them that weather's not the boss of me. Snow or no snow, I'm not going."

"While we still don't know the motivations or the thought process behind the Boston Bombings I think it's safe to say that the perpetrators are racists."