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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a nomadic caveman? A meanderthal."
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"What currency do they use in space? Star bucks."
"An asian with an STD he can't cure is herpress."
"I saw a post about Trump supporters... And I wondered why someone would need a supporter when they have such tiny fingers."
"When does a cub become a boy scout? When he eats his first brownie"
"I once asked my girlfriend if she was a newspaper. Because there's a new issue with her every fucking day."
"There's no use crying over spilled milk. Unless you crashed your milk truck and spilled it all over the freeway, killing a family."
"Rick Astley: Do you have any Pixar movies I can borrow? Me: You can have Cars, Toy Story & Ratatouille, but I'm never gonna give you UP."
"Pickles = Zombie Cucumbers"
"Why don't the Greeks, Slavs, and Armenians celebrate Thanksgiving? Because they don't like Turkey"