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Joke of the Day
"I just got a job helping a one arm typist do capital letters... Its shift work."
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"Why is Bon Jovi's bed always messy? Because he thinks it doesn't matter if you make it or not"
"*secret agent slaps me* I'll never give you answers *he grabs my throat* ""WHO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE UNDER THE SEA"" *spits* I'd rather die"
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"A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar... The bartender says, ""What is this, some kind of joke?"""