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Joke of the Day
"A termite walks into a bar... and asks, ""is the bar tender here?"""
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"""OH MY GOD YOU'RE A DOG HEY SMELL ME I'M A DOG TOO"" - dogs"
"What's Alderaan's main export? Dead bodies."
"There are two rules for success... 1. Never reveal everything that you know."
"My girlfriend dreamt that I slept with her friend... So I tried to reassure her. I said, ""Baby. Please. That's crazy - I have never slept with your friend. Trust me, you've never even met the girl""."
"I found there was only one way to look thin: hang out with fat people."
"I'll bet the lady on this bus can't fart. She'd never shut up long enough to build the required pressure."
"Jokes about women's menstruation aren't funny. Period."
"You may have a drinking problem - when your mother asks you to toast the bread.....and you raise your glass and say ""here's to the bread""!"
"why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is a child molester"