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Joke of the Day
"Pandora thinking I want to hear a Coldplay song should count as cyberbullying"
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"I've been interrogating this dog for hours and he still won't tell me who's a good boy."
"*sees girl at bar* Hey baby, wanna get outta here? ""Sure!"" Good, you're really killing the vibe."
"My wife left me for my brother My twin brother."
"It only took four men to wallpaper my house, but I had to slice them really thin."
"me: [performing autopsy] so I've been practicing my ventriloquism assistant: now's not the time corpse: aw come on"
"What do black people get after death? Nigger Mortis"
"What's the difference between England and an egg cup? An egg can stay in the cup longer"
"Did you hear about the guy who haggled with a prostitute for sex in exchange for his pet deer? He was trying to get the most bang for his buck."
"I find that corn fields are the best places to vent your frustrations... ...because they're all ears."