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Joke of the Day

"A news report says hackers stole $1 Billion dollars from banks around the world. And several pens."

"What did the blind, innocent, sweet, paraplegic 7 year old boy get for his birthday? Cancer."

"What are Mario's overalls made out of DENIM DENIM DENIM"

"Yah I ordered a large pizza but it's thin crust/ light cheese so basically it's a salad ."

"I made a movie about freezing time I showed it to some people, but they thought it was just a picture. It's 3 hours and 27 minutes long...if you don't pause"

"Q: Did you hear about the blonde who hijacked a submarine? A: She demanded $200000 and a parachute."

"My mom asked me if I would still date a girl who had cancer and lost her hair from chemo. i told her, ""Of course, that just means she has better head!"""

"what do you call a queue of jokers? a PUNchline"

"If you're looking for good jokes go to r/shitredditsays. The stuff they get angry about is pretty damn funny."

"Egypt. Palin. Walmart. Facebook. KE$HA. Bieber. Typos. Snow. Zombies. Superpowers. FFs. Your mom. Boom, I just won Twitter."