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Joke of the Day

"Q: Did you hear about the blonde who hijacked a submarine? A: She demanded $200000 and a parachute."

"What have Brussel sprouts and pubic hair got in common? You brush them both to the side and carry on eating."

"If you have never turned away from you children and uttered the words ""What a complete Idiot"" Bravo,you sir/mam are the Jesus of parenting."

"Racist joke What's the difference between a cupcake and a Jewish person? A cupcake doesn't burn othe oven"

"The English language lacks a word to mean ""To make a spouse feel uncomfortable by aggressively cleaning the house around them""."

"Katt williams lost a fight to a 7th grader. This was not the first time he looked like a complete idiot in front of a crowd."

"Hey Joe, did you return that axe to Frank? Yes. And what did he say? Yaaaaauh!"

"What's the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean? I've never paid to have a garbanzo bean on me"

"I love when I'm walking closely behind a girl and she starts to speed walk away. It's like she knew I wanted to race all along."

"What's the difference between a woman coming out of church and a woman taking a bath? The woman coming out of church as hope in her soul!"