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Joke of the Day
"What are Mario's overalls made out of DENIM DENIM DENIM"
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"You have to love a boss with a sense of humor. Mine just sent me a 7am meeting notice on Outlook and I've never laughed so hard..."
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"People who say ""in and of itself"" are responsible for most of the trouble in the world."
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"Why is leather armor best for sneaking? It's literally made of hide."
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