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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the girl who was so keen on road safety that she always wore white at night ? Last Winter she was knocked down by a snow plough"

"What's the most offensive joke you've ever heard?"

"I like my women like the World Trade Centers Tall, hot, and going down"

"My other calendar is a packet of birth control pills."

"Why should we elect Gabe Newell as President of the United States? So there won't be a World War III."

"If you ask me, NASCAR would be much more entertaining if the drivers had had as much to drink as the fans."

"The human body is 90% water, so we're basically just cucumbers with anxiety."

"What is the worst part of a prostate exam? Feeling the doctor's hands on your shoulders."

"What's the difference between a paddling pool and a swimming pool? Deep ends really."

"Writing ""Omg you guys are still friends after what she said about you???"" on every group photo of girls I see on Instagram"