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Joke of the Day
"What is the worst part of a prostate exam? Feeling the doctor's hands on your shoulders."
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"*bursts out of stable on a chihuahua* ""Wait, if you're here then that means"" *cut to a horse peeking it's head out of Paris Hiltons purse*"
"One time I described myself as ""laid back"" and a dictionary became sentient and told me to learn what words mean"
"What bounces and makes little children cry? My donation check to Feed the Children!"
"If I learned anything from my childhood, its that if you cry long enough, your dead hamster will be reborn as a rabbit"
"When in Canada, what is Bruce Lee's favorite vegetable? Carrot-eh"
"I bought some shoes from a drug dealer... I don't know what he laced them with but I've been tripping all day."
"For some reason I always cry during sex. I'm starting to think it might be the pepper spray."
"What's the deal with the phrase ""door ajar""? I mean, is it a door or is it a jar?"
"What was the Neo Nazi's favorite computer game? Mein Kraft"