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Joke of the Day
"My other calendar is a packet of birth control pills."
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"What did one butt cheek say to the other butt cheek? ""Together, we can stop this shit."""
"I work in a library and a black guy asked me if there are any coloured printers... I said, ""Dude, it's 2016 you can use any printer you want."""
"TIFU by accidentally making a private message a public comment revealing my Jalapeno and Cheese Recipe. It was nacho business reddit."
"Roses are Red, Violets are blue... ""Gorilla shot at Cincinnati Zoo."""
"What's the summer weather like for a London criminal? Hot, wet, and muggy."
"If you pretend you're skimming you can straight up throw rocks at people."
"My son was thrown out of school today.... for letting a girl in his class wank him off. I said ""son, that's three schools this year. Maybe teaching isn't for you"""
"Why did the cow get an award? For being outstanding in his field. Sorry."
"I don't have a Facebook or Twitter account... ...so I just go around announcing out loud what I'm doing at random times. I've got 3 followers so far, but I think 2 are cops."