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Joke of the Day

"Writing ""Omg you guys are still friends after what she said about you???"" on every group photo of girls I see on Instagram"

"Q: What did the blonde say during a porno? A: ""There I am!"""

"What do you get when you cross a pig and a spider? Bacon and scrambled leggs."

"They used to be called Jumpolines. Until your mom jumped on one in 1972."

"What did Captain Picard call his poop? Captain's log"

"How do you get a dog to stop humping your leg? Pick him up and suck his dick!!"

"I got a hand job yesterday I'm now officially a sign language interpreter"

"Saw a guy on the side of the road with a ""will work for food"" sign. So I threw him a coconut."

"A Jewish boy asks his dad for 50 dollars... His dad says, ""40 dollars?! What do you need 30 dollars for?!!"""

"Q: What do the Mafia and a pussy have in common? A: One slip of the tongue, and you're in deep shit. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7GcvgsWkSY8"