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Joke of the Day

"Why should we elect Gabe Newell as President of the United States? So there won't be a World War III."

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"Overly Polite Twins Why were the overly polite twins almost never born? ""After you."" ""No, after you."""
"My girlfriend is (-100). She's definitely a 10, but she's imaginary."
"He died doing two things he loved: making a toast sandwich and taking a bath"
"Waiter there's a fly in my soup! Keep it down sir or they'll all be wanting one."
"What is M. Night Shyamalan's favorite pastry? A cinema-n twist."
"I've spent the last 2 years looking for my ex girlfriends killer. But no one will do it"
"I kinda want Hillary to win the US election Just for the sheer irony of her sitting at the desk Monica was under."
"In grocery store & guy grabs my hand,starts to walk.I go with him, till he turns & realizes I'm not his wife.We broke it off...Single again"
"""The only thing we have to fear is fear itself."" -FDR ""Exactly."" -everyone with anxiety"
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