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Joke of the Day
"What do you call it when one bull spies on another bull? A steak-out!"
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"Do you know why Bernie Sanders has gotten as much sex as he's had? Because he doesn't care about position!"
"What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing, they're both stuck up cunts"
"What do The Police do to catch criminals easily? Sting operation, of course!"
"Guys remember: if you encounter a girl in her natural habitat, don't panic. She's just as scared as you. Make loud noises, she will run off."
"How does a _____ (insert race, occupation, etc. ) find his goat in tall grass? Very satisfying"
"When a dog sniffs a fire hydrant They are just checking their pee-mail."
"How do you know your wife is dead? The sex is the same but the dishes keep piling up."
"Give a man a fire, warm him for a day... Light a man ON fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life."
"It is divided in 2 parts - left & right. Unlike others your brain is a master piece, It is divided in 2 parts Left & Right. In left nothing is Right & in right nothing is Left!"