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Joke of the Day

"Do you know why Bernie Sanders has gotten as much sex as he's had? Because he doesn't care about position!"

"What did the green grape say to the purple grape? Breathe."

"Why do black people like to ""whip"" when dancing? Because for one they aren't on the receiving end! Yes I know i am being racist, so dont point it out"

"What does a German say when you finally explain a funny meme to him? Danke"

"A lady asked me if I had any gum this morning I replied ""Sorry, I don't have any Extra"""

"Him: Should you be eating that much chocolate? Me: Should you be using that much oxygen?"

"What do you call a George Clooney sex party? A Georgy. ( )"

"My girlfriend said she wanted to be treated like a princess... So I hired paparazzi to follow her and she died in a car accident."

"I love Chinese food as much as the next guy, but you'll never convince me a chicken fried this rice."

"What is the best thing to come out of Italy? An empty bus.."