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Joke of the Day

"It is divided in 2 parts - left & right. Unlike others your brain is a master piece, It is divided in 2 parts Left & Right. In left nothing is Right & in right nothing is Left!"

"My girlfriend is like a motorcycle I dont have a motorcycle"

"What was Alex Rodriguez's last hit? Who gives a shit, he's finally done ruining the sport."

"How many Republicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. They only screw the poor."

"I went to buy some classical music today... But I forgot my Chopin Liszt."

"What did the Medieval Gynecologist say to his patients? At your cervix, m'lady"

"How much free space does Europe have ? 1 GB."

"[me giving tour of city landmarks] and on your left you'll see a corgi in a bandanahe's not part of the tour but let's go get a closer look"

"This joke is like gravity. A force."

"Q: What time is bedtime at Neverland Ranch? A: When the big hand touches the little hand."