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Joke of the Day
"When a dog sniffs a fire hydrant They are just checking their pee-mail."
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"A programmer gets upset when he hears women shouldn't be objectified... He demands, ""Are you suggesting women are primitives?"""
"I heard an immature joke about dildos. Now I'm butthurt."
"Sounds like @rickygervais is an arachnophobe, and you know what that means: Deep down inside, he's a spider."
"What do you call a Hispanic midget? Paragraph. Because he's not even a full ese."
"This outfit is called Running Into Someone I Know Would Be The Ultimate Worst Thing That Could Happen"
"Sometimes it's funny being LGBT because, in that case, OP is ALWAYS a faggot!"
"i'm really good at practicing how to pronounce something on a fancy menu for 10 minutes, then cracking under pressure and saying ""that one."""
"We've all butt-dialed someone. But have you ever butt-married someone? Coming this fall on TBS..."
"How do you know Mexicans and African Americans are similar?? Once you know Juan you know Jamal"