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Joke of the Day

"Most people's religion or faith has a switch which they can conveniently switch on and off whenever it suits them."

"A Physics major finds his girlfriend in bed with another man. He threatens to take matters into his own hands."

"They say you should test your fire alarm once a month... But it's costing me a fortune in houses!"

"My coworkers and I do this fun thing where they say 'It's so cold out!' and I say 'It's winter' and then we silently hate each other."

"An old gambling buddy told me this joke: What did the man with premature ejaculation say to his blind wife? ""Honey, could you pass me the remote?"" Bet you didn't see THAT coming!"

"Why did the cowboy buy a Dachshund To get a long little doggy"

"What is the difference between a Japanese person and a cannibal? One eats Ramen and the other eats raw men."

"[30 Days of Christmas Jokes] Why was Santa's little helper sad? Because he had low ELFesteem"

"What does a laser in a church sound like? Pew pew pew!"

"Gun loading announcement... Apparently my local radio station had an announcement on how to load a gun. But I never got the bulletin."