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Joke of the Day
"How does a _____ (insert race, occupation, etc. ) find his goat in tall grass? Very satisfying"
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"Donald Trump has a plan to keep liberals away from his rallies He's going to call them ""career fairs"""
"My new thesaurus just came in Not only is it terrible but it's also terrible"
"How many hippies does it take to change a light bulb? They don't change it. They just watch it burn out, then follow it around for 30 years."
"*sticks switchblade into bag of NES cartridges, licks tip of knife, nods to boss* It's good."
"""I just tried to make reservations at the library"" You don't need a res- ""Couldn't get one though"" Don't do this ""They were fully booked"""
"My wife told me to take a spider out instead of killing it... We went out and had drinks. Cool guy, he wants to be a web designer."
"How do you make estrogen? Don't pay her."
"I can't believe you ""accidentally"" let it slip into her butt! Dick move, asshole."
"A bunch of police officers were outside of a gas station today Apparently someone threw a case of beer ontop of his baby. The baby is okay though, it was a light beer"