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Joke of the Day
"Why is a room full of married people empty? There isn't a single person in it."
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"I stayed up all night wondering where the sun went. Then it dawned on me."
"My daughter asked me what marriage is like, so I threw out all her Ken dolls, except for the bald drunk one."
"""I've had enough of your shit"" ~ toilet paper on strike."
"Zombies are categorically asexual as they are more interested in taking head than giving head."
"What's Hitler's least favorite planet? Jewpiter"
"Some would say firemen deserve more money. A pole was taken and they all fell through a hole in the floor."
"What do you say to a man with a broken lizard? Sorry about your reptile dysfunction."
"Mozart, Beethoven, and Schwarzenegger are getting ready to throw a Halloween party. Mozart turns to Arnie and asks, ""what's your costume going to be?"" ""I'll be Bach"""
"How much sex does a sister of the church get? Nun"