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Joke of the Day

"Why is a room full of married people empty? There isn't a single person in it."

"What's the same about a smart blonde and a UFO? You keep hearing about em but you never see em"

"I get all my cardio from sex.... That's why I'm so fat."

"Another day done. Time to kick back and second-guess every social interaction I had at work."

"If you ever meet me please remember that I literally have a headache all the time"

"I'm not sure which is worse: People who force their religion on you... Or Anyone who's ever said ""Oh it's because I'm a Virgo."""

"I just dropped my phone, is everyone okay?!"

"What's the difference between a lawyer and a vaccuum? With a vaccuum, the dirtbag's on the inside!"

"Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights."

"The seventh rule of Fight Club is no one leaves until ALL the chairs are put away."