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Joke of the Day
"Did you guys see the new Mad Max prequel? It was playing on every channel last night"
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"When Greek people play a video game, what settings do they use? Default"
"Why did the pedophile buy a guitar? To finger A-Minor."
"""wow this rap song is good I wonder who this is"" *waits literally 4 seconds* ""oh there look at that he said his name how convenient"""
"What do you call tiny batman? Lil Wayne"
"I hate when my camera rings, in the middle of a selfie."
"So I'm not showing up to any Halloween parties this year... I'll be telling everyone I'm Malaysia Airlines Flight 370."
"What's the best kind of vegetable to bring to a party? A turn up"
"Damn boy are you a banker? Because I really just want you to leave me a loan."
"Why did the bowler bring two pairs of pants? He wanted a spare in case he had a split."