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Joke of the Day
"What did the bartender say to the gold when the gold walked into a bar? ""AU, get outta here!"""
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"A couple of obducents stood at the bar talking. -You Should have seen the other day. I had a beautiful lady come in and her clitoris was like a pickled cucumber. -Wow! So big? No, so salty!"
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"What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? (hopefully not a repost) The city supports the bench. Badum-tsss"
"What do cats eat in the summer? Mice cream.. ba dum dum tsst!"