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Joke of the Day

"A couple of obducents stood at the bar talking. -You Should have seen the other day. I had a beautiful lady come in and her clitoris was like a pickled cucumber. -Wow! So big? No, so salty!"

"The most judgmental aquatic mammal is probably the seal of disapproval."

"Bill Clinton right now, texting Monica Lewinsky ""You up?"""

"Why did the physicist move across the street from the haunted graveyard? To observe spooky action at a distance! Thank you, I'll be here all week."

"My coffee shop in Tokyo hasn't had many customers in the last couple of months... It's ok now though, people are starting to drift in."

"Damn bro, judging by your handshake I would hate to be your d*ck."

"The whole purpose of vacationing is to make you appreciate knowing where the channels are at home."

"Sean Connery was an excellent carpenter. he even wrote a book... ""Shelf help."""

"hey, so much for global warming -- look at all this snow! and so much for global globalness, look how flat it is out there!"

"""I bought some dodgy steroids last week and I grew another penis"" ""Anabolic?"" ""No, just the penis"""