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Joke of the Day

"A couple of obducents stood at the bar talking. -You Should have seen the other day. I had a beautiful lady come in and her clitoris was like a pickled cucumber. -Wow! So big? No, so salty!"

"A ram walks into a whorehouse ""Can I get a woman?"" ""No, fuck ewe."""

"Apparently sleeping your way to the top, doesn't mean dozing off in meetings or taking naps in the copier room."

"When I get naked in the bathroom.. The shower usually gets turned on."

"A dyslexic atheist screamed out loud... THERE IS NO DOG!"

"I hate working with Jewish fishermen. They always ask me: ""What's your net worth?"""

"The other day my son asked me who picks up the seeing eye dog's poop."

"""All I ever wanted to do is make a difference."" - Subtraction Man"

"What did the pilot say when his plane wasn't flying? ""Aw man, that's a drag."""

"TOP PLACES TO DO KARATE IN FRONT OF: 1. Sunset 2. Crashing waves 3. Dad's grave (as casket is lowered) 4. New stepdad's face 5. Quiznos"