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Joke of the Day

"If a dentist make their money off people with unhealthy teeth, why should I trust a toothpaste that 4 out of 5 dentists recommend?"

"The best thing about alcohol hand gel in hospitals isn't the hygiene, but that everyone walks around like they're hatching a dastardly plan."

"hello and welcome to Fantasy Football *Dumbledore passes ball to Frodo* *Gandalf intercepts football and eats it*"

"Have you heard the news about Bismuth? He recently came out as Bi."

"Ronaldo shot so powerful It created a hurricane"

"(sure hope reddit doesn't hate racist jokes) What's the difference between a Jew and a dollar? I'd miss six million dollars!"

"If a family's last name is Smear, do the kids call their grandpa Pap Smear?"

"Can of sardines in Soviet Union A man in the 80s in Soviet Union buys a can of sardines. He opens it and it's empty, but there is a little note in it: ""Not a winner"""

"Who decided to call it a proctologist and not an analyst?"

"How do you kill a circus? Go for the juggler!"