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Joke of the Day

"If a dentist make their money off people with unhealthy teeth, why should I trust a toothpaste that 4 out of 5 dentists recommend?"

"If she likes old school hip-hop, she probably wants the D12."

"Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a repost."

"Religions are like farts... Everyone likes their own but thinks all the others stink."

"Why is golf better than sex? It lasts for hours and there's 18 different holes."

"Why couldn't the scientist find salt for his breakfast? Because it was Na HA! Get it? Because Na=sodium and N/A=not available. Seriously, this is good clean fun."

"What's the best way to get a Punjab in India? Hire a cunning linguist."

"(Standing next to pool with a golf club and horse) Friends: Are you sure you've played water polo before?"

"Easy IQ Test: starting from 160, subtract 10 points for each honk of a car alarm before the owner can figure out how to turn it off."

"How many feminist does it take to change a lightbulb? None, because feminist can't change anything."