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Joke of the Day
"What do cats eat in the summer? Mice cream.. ba dum dum tsst!"
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"Why is it called a Wonder Bra? When she takes it off, you wonder where her tits went."
"What did the donkey say to its dick? That's a pretty big donkey dick."
"What ya call a lesbian with large fingers? Well hung!"
"My Buddy Is So Mixed... He doesn't know who his step-dad is."
"Fortune Cookie: YOU JUST BROKE MY HOUSE IN HALF AND NOW YOU'RE READING MY JOURNAL"
"I can't get out of bed, my Fitbit is charging and my steps won't count"
"A horse walks into a bar... ...He asks the bartender for a double whiskey. ""Why the long face?"" asks the bartender. The horse ponders his whiskey for a moment before he replies, ""My wife has cancer."""
"Have you guys heard of the new ska/dubstep band? first they drop the bass. then they pickitup-pickitup-pickitup!"
"What's the hardest part about walking through a field of dead babies? My erection."