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Joke of the Day

"What do women and tornadoes have in common? They both moan like hell when they come and take the house when they leave."

"I have the reflexes of a cat, but like if it was stoned."

"Want to hear a gay joke? Nevermind... it's kinda gay"

"What do a call a fighting tournament where homosexuals engage in sissy\slap-fighting each other? [Tekken Fag Tournament](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tekken_Tag_Tournament)"

"HR: Let's talk about why you were late today. Me: I told you! HR: DRAGONS AREN'T ""RELIABLE TRANSPORTATION!"" Me: Duh. That's why I was late."

"My neighbors listens to awesome music whether they like it or not."

"What did the topic sentence say to the evidence? Why aren't you supporting me?"

"Where do country music artists become country music greats? The obituaries"

"Why did the horse fail German? Because he could only say, ""neighn!"""

"Dead babies and rocks What is the difference between a dead baby and a rock? You can't Fuck a rock"