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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the Greek philosopher who overdosed on drugs? He was a *myth*anphetamine user."

"Mrs. A was my favorite teacher in grade school. She was by far the nicest of all of the staph at school."

"What did the fly say to the second man on the moon? Buzz....."

"THE TOP TEN WORDS OF 2012!! 1. End 2. Of 3. Year 4. Top 5. Ten 6. Lists 7. Are 8. Exercises 9. In 10. Stupidity"

"I'm trying to not be horny all the time but it's hard"

"My girlfriend says I treat her like an object.. I don't know why it keeps saying that."

"What is the most awesomely amazing word in the English language? Anticlimactic"

"What did one snowman say to the other snowman? 'Do you smell carrots?'"

"Did you hear about all the butterball turkeys that got recalled? The balls weren't buttered. Thanks to my grandpa for that one. It's his annual thanksgiving joke."

"Wish I wasn't raising my kids in an era where mediocrity was celebrated."