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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a fat gay guy? Flab-ulos!"
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"Boys: I may not have the biggest boobs, but I sure do have the right number of 'em!"
"If I say ""I don't know, let me look"", I'm really just spinning around in my chair a few times while you're on hold."
"I don't understand what you mean by 'stop drinking so much'. How else will you know how much I love you at 2am every day?"
"My new years resolution for 2012 is to figure out how calendars work"
"What is the speed of sex? 68... because at 69 you have to turn around"
"Friend 1: I was promoted. Friend 2: I got engaged. Friend 3: My wife is pregnant again. Me: One of my selfies almost got 50 likes."
"What do you call a Texan who just had sex? A jolly rancher. Credit goes to my friend at school."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Beck ! Beck who ? Beckfast of champions !"
"What did the cannibal get when he was late to dinner? The cold shoulder"