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Joke of the Day
"What is the speed of sex? 68... because at 69 you have to turn around"
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"I have a girlfriend Not sure if this is really a joke, but everyone laughs when I say it."
"What did the ocean say to the shore? Nothing, it just waved."
"I almost got caught trying to steal a board game yesterday it was a risk I was willing to take"
"I made a new joke. I made a new word. Plagiarism."
"What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? (Say it out) An elephino!"
"What do you call an Islamic cow? A Mooslim"
"Falling asleep at work didn't get me in trouble. Falling asleep at work and snoring got me in trouble."
"Why are outdoor workers so in fit? Cause they work out."
"What sound does a subatomic Cow make? Muuuuuuon"