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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a Texan who just had sex? A jolly rancher. Credit goes to my friend at school."
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"When I went away for a lengthy business trip my wife and kids threw a big party... According to the email."
"When is it ladyparts-grabbing time for Donald Trump? When the little hand is on the 10."
"FAA study of black boxes found in domestic US, fatal, small airplane crashes shows 98% say ""may day"" remaining 2% are pilots from Tennessee who say, ""hey good buddy, hold my beer and watch this"""
"You legally aren't married until someone says, ""haha but seriously"" in their wedding speech."
"So I Tattooed a $100 bill On my Peter so my woman always has money to blow!"
"Teacher: You're new here aren't you what's your name? Pupil: Fred Mickey Smith"
"What do you call the process of becoming an honorary Asian? Orientation."
"Scrabble is adding 5,000 new words including ""chillax"" and ""selfie."" So kids, there's never been a better time to challenge your grandparents to a game of Scrabble."
"The girl across from me is on the phone to her boyfriend. I regret nodding when she told him she looked terrible."