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Joke of the Day

"If I say ""I don't know, let me look"", I'm really just spinning around in my chair a few times while you're on hold."

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"9 out of 10 doctors reccommend for children to drink water instead of soda that 1 doctor lives in flint michigan"
"A blind man walks into a bar... ... a table, and a chair."
"A woman called me sexist the other day. Silly women, I hate ALL black people equally."
"I hope all the friends I've made in the bathroom at 1am are still SO pretty and everything worked out with that boy they were drunk texting"
"I've been trying to eat healthier so I ate a vegetarian."
"I hate unoriginal jokes on Reddit..... said the chicken as he walked across the road"
"Let's get naughty and save Santa the trip."
"YOU'LL SEE, YOU'LL ALL SEE! An enthusiastic optician throwing dozens of pairs of glasses out into a crowd."
"I don't see the issue with microcephaly. Personally, I love a little head."