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Joke of the Day
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Beck ! Beck who ? Beckfast of champions !"
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"Taking calculus has made me want to become Prime Minister of a European country Then I can just throw money at problems instead of trying to integrate them."
"I've been offered a new, highly demanding job testing the new Super-strength Viagra'. I think I'll take it, how hard can it be?"
"What kind of doctor deals with pussies? A whinecologist."
"Pussy. That's it. Don't get it? No worries, me either."
"My wife told me she ""likes it rough."" So I replaced the toilet paper roll with a sandpaper roll. -how guys understand women"
"Did you hear about the houseboat that crashed? Everything but the kitchen sank! lol it's shitty but this is what happens when i zone out at work"
"What do you call a Rwandan tribe falling down a hill? Tutsi Roll."
"Relationship Status: I ate 7 bananas trying to get the new guy at work to notice me."
"""Hey man, he's not worth it. He's not worth it,"" my friends say as they drag me away from a very hard to open jar of pickles"