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Joke of the Day
"Why did the cowboy buy a Dachshund To get a long little doggy"
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"A parabola walked into a bar... It walked out again"
"How come my wife can't hold her bladder for more than three hours but she can hold a grudge for fourteen years?"
"What color are mirrors? I don't know, let's reflect on this."
"A man had an appointment at the sperm bank. He never came."
"""It's 10 o'clock. Do you know where your son is?"" ""I'm at home, mom. You raised a loser."""
"What is Donald Trump's favorite city to visit. Islamabad"
"There's no reason to be tailgating me when I'm doing 50 in a 35... ...and those flashing lights on your car look stupid."
"Chemistry teacher: What is Nitrate? Girl: My place, 250...your place 400!"
"I wish gummi bears screamed when you ate them"