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Joke of the Day

"Wanna hear a joke about the OP that actually delivered?"

"Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia: Fear of long words."

"Worrying works! 90% of the things I worry about never happen."

"What is the difference between a hockey player and a hippie chick? Hockey players shower after three periods.."

"It's hard to explain puns to Kleptomaniacs Because they always take things literally."

"What do you call a Mexican midget? A paragraph not essay"

"'Mum' yelled Johnny from the kitchen 'you know that dish you were always worried that I would break ?' 'Yes dear what about it ?' 'Well your worries are over.'"

"Star Wars Spoilers (not really) Dumbledore dies!"

"[at dentist office] Well you gave me this paper bib and said to put it on how was I to know I wasn't supposed to undress first"

"Most commonly asked question at a jewish bakery. How much does the challah cost?"