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Joke of the Day

"[at dentist office] Well you gave me this paper bib and said to put it on how was I to know I wasn't supposed to undress first"

"What do you call a gigolo you don't pay? A Free Willy."

"Xerox and Wurlitzer are going to merge... They're going to market reproductive organs."

"What does an Australian witch ride on? A broomerang!"

"How do you make a chicken salad? Make a salad and give it to a chicken."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Chloe ! Chloe who ? Chloe's Encounters of the Third Kind !"

"Why are photographers always so depressed? Because they always focus on the negatives."

"I opened the microwave without knocking and caught my hot dogs touching tips."

"What does Walter White say when he tells a knock-knock joke? I am the one who Knock-knocks."

"If you start smacking people with your wife's purse she won't ask you to hold it for her anymore"