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Joke of the Day

"[at dentist office] Well you gave me this paper bib and said to put it on how was I to know I wasn't supposed to undress first"

"News report: Al-Qaida training monkeys to use AK-47s in battle. Not only is that scary, it's pretty much the coolest thing I've ever heard."

"I met this european guy last night who claimed he was a well endowed white supremacist Well, he said he was a hung aryan"

"Puns about cow sounds are the lowest form of humor."

"My father died recently and I came into a bunch of money. I decided to buy a car and pay cash... and the man at the dealership asked me, ""Why are all these bills so sticky?!"""

"If sex is the food of life, then masturbation is a snack in between meals."

"An app that tells you the cleanest highway bathrooms. Why isn't this a thing yet."

"A disgruntled bubble wrap factory worker could shoot 20 men and no one would turn their heads."

"What was Hitler's amplifier called? Mein Ampf"

"iPhone 6 for $900 or a ski mask for $1.99.. Your choice"