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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a Mexican midget? A paragraph not essay"
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"What's the opposite of Christopher Reeves? Christopher Walken"
"A priest, a rapist and a pedophile walk into a bar. He orders a drink."
"You do realize makeup isn't going to fix your stupidity?"
"They finally came out with a white PS4! I mean the black one runs fast but it never works."
"is this Sara? hi, this is Tom from HS. my god its been years! Anyway, im calling because u changed your HBO Go password & I need the new one"
"How do you say unicorn in Spanish? Unamaize"
"I like to stare at a Priest & say ""You wore that same outfit last week"" so he thinks I go to church every week & knows I'm on to his shit."
"What's the difference between the United States and some yoghurt? After 200 years, the Yoghurt develops a culture."
"[at the shooting range] Recruit: Sir, I missed every target. Officer: Perfect. *makes him a stormtrooper*"