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Joke of the Day
"Star Wars Spoilers (not really) Dumbledore dies!"
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"I watched the African version of ""Man v. Food"", but it was just a half-hour of a guy chasing a gazelle."
"Request: dead baby jokes What is worse than 10 dead babies nailed to a tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees Sure, oldest one in the book but whatever lets hear what you got gang"
"Wife online? Kids asleep? Time to relax & unwind with a damp cloth and a bottle of multi-surface cleaner. 'Me time'."
"How do you get rid of somebody? Give them a ticket for a flight on Malaysian Airlines and hope that they will live up to their reputation!"
"Husband to wife: Honey, what would you do if I won the lottery? Wife: I'd divorce you and take half the money Husband: Well I won $10, here's your 5, now fuck off!"
"Nothing better than experiencing the majesty and wonder of the great outdoors on a really good television."
"My SO started smoking last night So I slowed down and applied some lube."
"Today i asked my friend how hungover he was... He replied. ""Well on a scale of one to Amy Winehouse its not looking so good."""
"I just got married today It's unreal. I can still remember the the exact moment when every woman in the world became instantly more attractive."