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Joke of the Day

"Irony It's ironic how upset people get over people incorrectly using the word 'ironic'."

"Which Game of Thrones character doesn't stink ? Bran He is Hodorless"

"They say nothing in life that's worth having comes easily. Guess I'm really lucky to have my wife."

"I was going to get a face-lift but I thought about my health and went for face-stairs instead"

"""Did you hire a wedding photographer?"" Sure did! *a dog with a gopro strapped to its head runs by*"

"How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? THATS NOT FUNNY (must yell it)"

"A guy asked me who's chips and cheese that is ""Nachos"""

"Pearl Harbour 9/11'd Josh Hartnett's career. Three disasters in seven words that make a fully coherent sentence. Can anyone do better?"

"When does an Irish potato change nationality? When it's french fried."

"Me: Help someone is trying to gain entry to my home, send the police! Her: Calm down, where are they now? Me: Still ringing the doorbell"