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Joke of the Day
"Irony It's ironic how upset people get over people incorrectly using the word 'ironic'."
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"If your clock strikes 13, what time is it? time to fix your clock."
"GOD: there, my first animal :) SNAKE:youre not done right? How am I supposed to move? G:like this*shimmies* S: G:just kinda*shimmies* S:dude"
"If X-Men and Legend of Korra had a crossover what kind of bender would Magneto be? A Fassbender"
"""Say TGIF ONE more time"" I say, scowling at my coworker with no children, ""Go ahead, say it again."""
"Yo mama is so poor... ... ducks throw bread at her."
"Shoutout to Amy Winehouse She's been drug free for 5 years now"
"I once knew a guy... I once knew a man who gave up smoking, drinking alcohol, eating rich food and sex. He lived healthy until he killed himself."
"The guy blaring the self help CD at the red light in the rusted car with no bumpers wasn't amused when I said, ""I don't think it's working"""
"What do you call two hobos hitting each other with cardboard? Pillow fight"